CRUDE SLOTS

Description

You call it "macroeconomic technical analysis," but we all know you're just at the digital casino. This t-shirt perfectly captures your actual trading strategy: insert your life savings ("Insert Fortune"), violently yank the 100x leverage handle, and pray for a miracle. The outcome? Two literal shitcoins, a missed Bitcoin, and a tragically empty payout tray. This is the official uniform for those who treat crypto exchanges like slot machines. Wear it proudly to embrace your degenerate gambler status in front of friends who still pretend to care about "project fundamentals."

Specs

Material

100% coton ring-spun (garment-dyed)

Fit

Unisexe relaxed · tubular knit (sans couture latérale)

Print

DTG archival pigment · wash-resistant

Care

Lavage froid 30°C · séchage basse temp. · sans javel

Origine

Made in Honduras · double-needle stitching

Fulfillment

Print-on-demand · worldwide shipping

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