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// Manifesto · v1.0

We don't sell hope.
We sell receipts.

The Red Candle Club was founded in 2026, the year the median trader's P&L dropped below the cost of their gaming chair.

We watched an entire generation pour their salary into 100× perp longs because some anonymous Twitter account with a Cybertruck PFP said "this is the bottom."

We watched prop firms sell evaluations at $300 a pop, knowing the median trader would eat a 5% daily drawdown before lunch.

We watched Telegram pump groups, infinite-yield protocols, "guaranteed" bots, and twelve different LUNA spinoffs liquidate the entire middle class of crypto.

And we thought — there should be a uniform for that.

So we made one. Heavy cotton. Brutal print. No copium tagline. Just the truth, worn on the chest.

Wear it to the gym. Wear it to the funeral of your funded account. Wear it under the sweater your mother gave you for not buying that house in 2022.

Three rules

  1. Rule 01 No financial advice. Ever. We sell garments, not signals. If you take trading tips from a t-shirt, you deserve the liquidation.
  2. Rule 02 Verified losses get featured. Send us your confession — screenshot of the loss + photo of you in the merch. We publish the best ones. Anonymity respected.
  3. Rule 03 House always wins. Including the wheel. Especially the wheel.

Built by

Built by someone who got margin called in 2022, watched their friends get rugged in 2023, and decided in 2026 that if we can't beat the market, we can at least merchandise our defeat.

Operated under a French micro-entrepreneur status — full legal info on the legal notice. Worldwide POD via Printify. Crypto-native payments since day one.