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CRUDE SLOTS

When the adrenaline of the 100x long wears off and the cold reality of a blown account sets in, at least you have this heavyweight hoodie.

Retail Price€45.99

Color · White

Size · leverage

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Description

When the adrenaline of the 100x long wears off and the cold reality of a blown account sets in, at least you have this heavyweight hoodie. Designed for the leverage addicts who just can't walk away from the table, this crudely scribbled slot machine design is a cynical reminder that the house always wins. The tray says "EMPTY", but your drip is immaculate. Pull the oversized hood up and hide your shame while you scrape together fiat for your next desperate deposit.

Specs

Material: 80% ring-spun cotton · 20% polyester
Fit: Drop shoulders · relaxed fit
Print: DTG archival pigment · wash-resistant
Care: Cold wash 30°C · low-temp dry
Certifications: OEKO-TEX Std 100 · WRAP · FLA
Fulfillment: Print-on-demand · worldwide shipping

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