Dropped 50 bucks on a random dog token and already have the dealership configurator open on your second monitor.
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Dropped 50 bucks on a random dog token and already have the dealership configurator open on your second monitor? Don't lie, we all know you do. This t-shirt is the official uniform of the moonboy. A magnificent celebration of blind optimism and greed, drawn in crayon to accurately reflect the actual depth of your technical analysis. This neon yellow supercar, which suspiciously looks like a cardboard box on tractor wheels, is the symbol of your wildest financial dreams. Wear it proudly while watching your investment casually do a -80%.
