"It's just a healthy market correction.
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"It's just a healthy market correction." The ultimate tribute to psychological dissociation, winter edition. When your portfolio prints a majestic -90% and the red candle pierces right through your last support, the best strategy is to pull your hood up, tighten the strings, and keep that massive, frozen smile. Drawn with the sheer innocence of a child's wax crayon, this thick hoodie is your official shield against the crypto winter. Warm, comfortable, and perfectly designed to absorb your tears while you try to convince your friends that you're just "buying the dip."
