SMART MONEY

Description

When you blindly follow your favorite guru into a disastrous trade, you might as well stay warm during the drop. This heavy blend hoodie is the perfect armor to survive the polar cold of a completely mismanaged portfolio. The childish design will remind you that in the end, we're all just sheep trying to time the market blindfolded. Logistics note: Surgically printed on our white, black, and red blanks, currently in stock.

Specs

Material

80% ring-spun cotton · 20% polyester

Fit

Drop shoulders · relaxed fit

Print

DTG archival pigment · wash-resistant

Care

Cold wash 30°C · low-temp dry

Certifications

OEKO-TEX Std 100 · WRAP · FLA

Fulfillment

Print-on-demand · worldwide shipping

+ Size guide