Plan B is for normies who actually enjoy having their transaction history broadcast on a public ledger.
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Plan B is for normies who actually enjoy having their transaction history broadcast on a public ledger. When the market nukes, the KYC catches up, and your portfolio is bleeding out, there's only one real exit strategy left: Plan M. This t-shirt is the raw manifesto of the true privacy maximalist. Hastily scribbled in waxy orange crayon, this design rejects all artistic skill to focus on what truly matters: absolute anonymity. Wear it proudly when family members ask how your crypto is doing, just to remind them that your real bag is completely untraceable.
