We've all been there.
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We've all been there. That exact moment you stare at your screen and tell yourself: "Alright, the market has flushed, it mathematically cannot go any lower." Spoiler alert: it always goes lower. This t-shirt is the absolute masterpiece of financial denial. Frantically scribbled in crayon during a market crash, this design captures the pure essence of a trader trying to catch a falling knife. The green uptrend was beautiful, but that massive red candle of death is the only thing going down in your portfolio's history. Wear it as a badge of honor (or as a warning to yourself the next time you fe
