Converted 100% of your fiat paycheck into crypto on payday and now you have exactly $3.
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Converted 100% of your fiat paycheck into crypto on payday and now you have exactly $3.50 left to survive the month? Welcome to the Bull Market Diet. This t-shirt celebrates the ultimate Degen sacrifice: refusing to spend fiat on real food just so you can stack more sats. The crayon-scribbled artwork captures the pure essence of your daily meals with terrifying accuracy. Wear it proudly at the office while your coworkers eat overpriced salads, just to remind them that you have a long-term vision (and a severe vitamin deficiency).
