"Bull Market Diet" T-Shirt
Converted 100% of your fiat paycheck into crypto on payday and now you have exactly $3.50 left to survive the month? Welcome to the Bull Market Diet.
This t-shirt celebrates the ultimate Degen sacrifice: refusing to spend fiat on real food just so you can stack more sats. The crayon-scribbled artwork captures the pure essence of your daily meals with terrifying accuracy. Wear it proudly at the office while your coworkers eat overpriced salads, just to remind them that you have a long-term vision (and a severe vitamin deficiency).
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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