"Buy The Dip" Hoodie
We've all been there. That exact moment you stare at your screen and tell yourself: "Alright, the market has flushed, it mathematically cannot go any lower."
Spoiler alert: it always goes lower.
When that red candle of death hits too hard and your portfolio is bleeding out, a simple t-shirt isn't enough. You need armor. This ultra-comfortable hoodie is the absolute masterpiece of financial denial. Frantically scribbled in crayon in the middle of a market crash, this design captures the pure essence of a trader trying to catch a falling knife.
Wear it to keep warm during the harsh winters of the Bear Market, or simply throw it on to cry in style in front of your charts.
2-piece hood
2-piece color-matched jersey fabric lined hood for added warmth and style.
Dropped shoulders
Dropped shoulders give the garment a relaxed fit and feel.
Pouch pocket
Includes a pouch pocket for convenient storage and warmth.
FLA and WRAP-certified
Produced in a facility partnered with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certified, reflecting socially conscious manufacturing standards.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 75% cotton, 25% polyester.
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, Ink Blot use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish.
OEKO-TEX Standard 100
Certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for sustainable manufacturing practices.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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